Potatoes For Christmas
24. 3. 2007
Coffee Thoughts
My coffee stain is turned down, I sit and watch it burn no longer
You dont want my feelings to be told
I, I think I can help you, only I'm dead...
Discussing how I've been feeling is worthless
No one will know, my brain is numb
Screaming as I do, when I think .. what am I? I don't know!
(What you say?)
Here comes the coffee man!
(Coming clean)
And fresh new groove for you!
(And stay away)
The mud is seeping through!
(Every night)
It'll clean out your ears ...
(What you say?)
Here comes the coffee man!
(Coming clean)
And fresh new depth for you!
(And stay away)
The mud is seeping through!
(Every night)
It'll clean out your ears
James A Folger, a roasted soldier
1859, he started to burn
Corn field, coffee bean, started to swing in my sink
Started a swing in my sink
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get another sip
Of the funky full flavor, automatic drip
Funky full flavor, automatic drip
Me myself and I, an odd combination
Open bread and beedy bread
I think I can bear too, I think for me I can bear too
Wash me clean with coffein!
(It's mental!)
(Stadanio!)
My story has been told you never know
I ... give ... I give up ...
Mama's Dress
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
You see my wife and see my
You don't think so but I do
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don't offend, you're made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman's dress is
He wants to bring it down to you
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
You asked me if I could handle that
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress, no
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
A deadbeat is having this
A catastrophe, tampax cheeze-whiz
I don't know what to say but I think I'm gonna burst and
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
And you .. saw me .. oh yeah no
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
Gotta change, but I don't wanna
Check it out, check it out, check it out
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
Get funky now ..
I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don't offend, you're made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman's dress is
He wants to bring it down to you
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
No shoe-tale
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
Pork chop
Lenny's
Either you got the gown, or many in your posse
Excuse me but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Either you got the gown, and yes I'd like to watch her
Oh won't you please give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high, your food
I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
I'm going to Lenny's ... (Or is it Denny's?)
You got a problem with me?
I got it turning in my body
Excuse me ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
And yes I'm wearing a gown, I'm just trying to please
Oh won't you give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
I'm going to Lenny's ... (Or is it Denny's?)
Either you got the gown, or many in your posse
Excuse me but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Either you got the gown, and yes I'd like to watch her
Oh won't you please give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
Just because I don't like Yetzi doesn't mean that I'm a dopehead
Maybe I'm ducking for cover, but I am real sucka
Maybe if you let me die, you are not exactly right
But if you were left to me, you would be so f*cking scared
You wouldn't be so stinking stiff there lady ...
If ya just let me sit down ... and have a Coke ... or something ...
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
Lulu Espidiachi
She walked through my door
And got a see from her bananas to another
She was acting so nice until she asked where was my marriage
Maybe it's cause I slap her in the face too often
I think it's time to buy that sign, the challenge is here
Oh baby, it's new so listen and dance
Hey old lady, get out of my house!
It's alright, am I bugging you?
Listen to me, just this once!
Open your eyes, and realize, yeah ..
Get out
Lulu
Get out
Hey old lady, get out of my house
She came in the house,
to ask if I could by some bananas
I can't believe she tried to sell me these ..
What do I look like? A freakin hermaphrodite?
I think it's time to buy that sign,
the challenge is here
Oh baby, it's new so listen and dance
Hey old lady, get out of my house!
It's alright, am I bugging you?
Listen to me, just this once!
Open your eyes, and realize, yeah ..
Please get out
Lulu
Get out
Hey old lady, get out of my house
Lulu, get out
Cheez-z-Fux
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
He's trying to say that he's trapped,
he's got gold chains and hairy chest
He's making me sick in his Saturday night best
Shut your mouth, play on bounced
Money could be a...
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
What is your sign sweetcakes? Have I seen
you somewhere before?
Can I check your tags?
I swear you were made in Heaven!
Disco fever, trampy hoes
El Comino and a confidential
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour,
in the city gone pumpin, pumpin, pumpin, pumpin ..
Put on your fatty gold chain,
you're pimpin and struttin your stuff
Your walking down the aisle, acting like your above
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour ...
1 .. 2 .. 3 .. STOP!
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour ...
Then he saw the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen
That wide brimmed hat, that fake pink fur coat,
and those fishnet stockings
She was just like him, she was just like him,
she was just like him
A PIMP!
I Love Babie
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
And 1,2,3,4 popping to the doctor
Killing some babies, killing some mommas
To abort
Many babies, I love babies, fooling with a baby, just two, baby
To abort .. your baby
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
5,6,7,8 stay home and masturbate
Gotta like your dick, gotta like your dick, gotta like your dick
To abort
Call me a little Jew, me and you, a cup or two
Come a little closer and I'll wrench your neck
Your baby's neck
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
You can't treat a human like a test-tube monkey so
You can choke, take control from a strung out junkie
To abort
You can't treat a human like a test-tube monkey so
You can choke, take control from a strung out junkie
To abort your baby
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
Dendrilopis
"Wow, these are cool birds.."
Oh yeah!
Wood pecker pecking on an old oak tree!
Pecked so hard, his pecker got sore!
Sore woodpecker, his pecker got sore!
Poor pecker!
My coffee stain is turned down, I sit and watch it burn no longer
You dont want my feelings to be told
I, I think I can help you, only I'm dead...
Discussing how I've been feeling is worthless
No one will know, my brain is numb
Screaming as I do, when I think .. what am I? I don't know!
(What you say?)
Here comes the coffee man!
(Coming clean)
And fresh new groove for you!
(And stay away)
The mud is seeping through!
(Every night)
It'll clean out your ears ...
(What you say?)
Here comes the coffee man!
(Coming clean)
And fresh new depth for you!
(And stay away)
The mud is seeping through!
(Every night)
It'll clean out your ears
James A Folger, a roasted soldier
1859, he started to burn
Corn field, coffee bean, started to swing in my sink
Started a swing in my sink
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get another sip
Of the funky full flavor, automatic drip
Funky full flavor, automatic drip
Me myself and I, an odd combination
Open bread and beedy bread
I think I can bear too, I think for me I can bear too
Wash me clean with coffein!
(It's mental!)
(Stadanio!)
My story has been told you never know
I ... give ... I give up ...
Mama's Dress
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
You see my wife and see my
You don't think so but I do
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don't offend, you're made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman's dress is
He wants to bring it down to you
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
You asked me if I could handle that
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress, no
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
A deadbeat is having this
A catastrophe, tampax cheeze-whiz
I don't know what to say but I think I'm gonna burst and
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
And you .. saw me .. oh yeah no
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
I wouldn't wear your woman's dress
And I wouldn't look good in her dress
Gotta change, but I don't wanna
Check it out, check it out, check it out
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
Get funky now ..
I know they are ripe tomatoes
Just what this town is due to burn
But this dress is another tone
The way you wear your dress is wrong
Don't offend, you're made of curves
You have your little head
One shade of a woman's dress is
He wants to bring it down to you
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
No shoe-tale
I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
She didn't wear, your dress
Pork chop
Lenny's
Either you got the gown, or many in your posse
Excuse me but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Either you got the gown, and yes I'd like to watch her
Oh won't you please give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high, your food
I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
I'm going to Lenny's ... (Or is it Denny's?)
You got a problem with me?
I got it turning in my body
Excuse me ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
And yes I'm wearing a gown, I'm just trying to please
Oh won't you give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
I'm going to Lenny's ... (Or is it Denny's?)
Either you got the gown, or many in your posse
Excuse me but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
Either you got the gown, and yes I'd like to watch her
Oh won't you please give me a break,
oh won't you please leave me alone?
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
Just because I don't like Yetzi doesn't mean that I'm a dopehead
Maybe I'm ducking for cover, but I am real sucka
Maybe if you let me die, you are not exactly right
But if you were left to me, you would be so f*cking scared
You wouldn't be so stinking stiff there lady ...
If ya just let me sit down ... and have a Coke ... or something ...
My yamo wants the gabo and I'm a bore
Your glasses are so freakin high,
your food I can afford to buy, I'm going to Lenny's ..
Lulu Espidiachi
She walked through my door
And got a see from her bananas to another
She was acting so nice until she asked where was my marriage
Maybe it's cause I slap her in the face too often
I think it's time to buy that sign, the challenge is here
Oh baby, it's new so listen and dance
Hey old lady, get out of my house!
It's alright, am I bugging you?
Listen to me, just this once!
Open your eyes, and realize, yeah ..
Get out
Lulu
Get out
Hey old lady, get out of my house
She came in the house,
to ask if I could by some bananas
I can't believe she tried to sell me these ..
What do I look like? A freakin hermaphrodite?
I think it's time to buy that sign,
the challenge is here
Oh baby, it's new so listen and dance
Hey old lady, get out of my house!
It's alright, am I bugging you?
Listen to me, just this once!
Open your eyes, and realize, yeah ..
Please get out
Lulu
Get out
Hey old lady, get out of my house
Lulu, get out
Cheez-z-Fux
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
He's trying to say that he's trapped,
he's got gold chains and hairy chest
He's making me sick in his Saturday night best
Shut your mouth, play on bounced
Money could be a...
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
What is your sign sweetcakes? Have I seen
you somewhere before?
Can I check your tags?
I swear you were made in Heaven!
Disco fever, trampy hoes
El Comino and a confidential
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour,
in the city gone pumpin, pumpin, pumpin, pumpin ..
Put on your fatty gold chain,
you're pimpin and struttin your stuff
Your walking down the aisle, acting like your above
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour ...
1 .. 2 .. 3 .. STOP!
Butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour, in the city gone pumpin
The butterfly colour ...
Then he saw the most beautiful creature he'd ever seen
That wide brimmed hat, that fake pink fur coat,
and those fishnet stockings
She was just like him, she was just like him,
she was just like him
A PIMP!
I Love Babie
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
And 1,2,3,4 popping to the doctor
Killing some babies, killing some mommas
To abort
Many babies, I love babies, fooling with a baby, just two, baby
To abort .. your baby
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
5,6,7,8 stay home and masturbate
Gotta like your dick, gotta like your dick, gotta like your dick
To abort
Call me a little Jew, me and you, a cup or two
Come a little closer and I'll wrench your neck
Your baby's neck
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
You can't treat a human like a test-tube monkey so
You can choke, take control from a strung out junkie
To abort
You can't treat a human like a test-tube monkey so
You can choke, take control from a strung out junkie
To abort your baby
Abort, abort, abort, abort
NO MORE BABIES
Dendrilopis
"Wow, these are cool birds.."
Oh yeah!
Wood pecker pecking on an old oak tree!
Pecked so hard, his pecker got sore!
Sore woodpecker, his pecker got sore!
Poor pecker!